I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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