News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
