I just made out with a guy for $7.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Randomize
