Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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