I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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