if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
Randomize
