there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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