mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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