I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Randomize
