How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Randomize
