Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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