$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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