Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Randomize
