Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
i think my cat just said my name.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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