That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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