What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
This baby is an asshole
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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