is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
People in love make me want to vomit
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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