If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
how does that bad decision feel?
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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