Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Randomize
