Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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