Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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