also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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