Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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