I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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