the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Randomize
