a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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