This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I need help removing her.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
how drunk are you?
Several
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Randomize