Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
