Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
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