oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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