He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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