i jhust puked up my retainher.
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
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