the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I'm having to shit out rocks
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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