We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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