sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
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