so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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