What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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