when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
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