People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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