butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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