whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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