so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Randomize
