At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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