So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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