I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
May the power of my ass compel you!!
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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