My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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