is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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