i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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