So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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