what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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