D3 body, D1 cock
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
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