Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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