when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize