Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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