I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Randomize