That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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