Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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