I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
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