My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
did you just send me my own nude
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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